DMDunder Mifflin DirectQ2 2026 · Fictional research
What should we do?Let customers shop before asking them to qualify.
Prove assortment, price, and delivery value first. Collect only what the selected purchasing path requires.
DMLoss accountingSignup starters who do not order
Where does failure accumulate?6,088
signup starters do not submit a first order.
Nearly nine in ten failures occur before product value.
The aggregate problem is primarily pre-catalog. A distinct confidence problem remains after catalog access.
5,460 · 89.69%Never reach the catalog: access, profile, setup, approval, or catalog-entry loss.
628Reach catalog; no order
Starter → account −1,216Verification −504Profile −1,480Setup −1,565Approval −560Catalog entry −135First order −628
DMActivation journey12 segments · 12,930 visitors
Exact funnel diagnosisPurchasing setup is the largest post-signup break.
34.55%1,565 customers are lost between business-profile and purchasing-setup completion.
Site visitors12,930100%
Signup started7,73059.78%
Account created6,51484.27% prior
Email verified6,01092.26% prior
Business profile4,53075.37% prior
Purchasing setup2,96565.45% prior
Approved2,40581.11% prior
Catalog viewed2,27094.39% prior
First order1,64272.33% prior
DMDiagnostic splitDo not collapse these into one problem
What changes after catalog access?Administrative gating dominates—but it is not the whole story.
5,460
Value is withheld
Failed starters never reach the catalog. Interviews consistently describe wanting products, prices, availability, substitutions, or delivery before tax, credit, and approval work.
628
Confidence is insufficient
Catalog viewers do not order. Price correctness, paper specifications, samples, substitutions, checkout policy, and delivery promises become decisive.
55.3% creative-agency drop39.6% print-shop drop20.0% contract-customer drop
The first problem supports ungating. The second requires segment-appropriate decision support and transaction integrity.
DMCause modelObserved + interpreted
Why is it breaking?Five mechanisms reinforce abandonment and distrust.
The funnel locates loss. Interviews and tickets suggest—but do not prove—the mechanisms.
10 interviews across 10 customer types independently asked for value before setup.
SequenceSupplier onboarding arrives before product, price, and delivery confidence.
Distributed workOne user is expected to know finance, tax, locations, roles, and policy—with weak save or delegation.
Price trustMismatch ranges from 7% to 24%; legal entity, currency, freight, tax, and volume source are unclear.
Product riskSpecifications, samples, historical SKUs, and substitutes are inadequate for creative and print decisions.
Transaction integrityPO validation, tax changes, card/order reconciliation, lost state, and permission failures create financial risk.
DMProduct modelRecommended operating sequence
The strategic change
One storefront. Three purchasing paths.
Do not make customers choose a buying system before they can judge the offer. All three paths preserve the same cart.
Browse, compare, and build a cart immediatelyPublic or estimated price · availability · delivery · samples
01 · Lowest frictionShop now
Lightweight account and card purchase. Defer credit and organizational setup.
02 · Existing relationshipLink an account
Match identity, legal entity, contract, currency, tax, freight, and price source.
03 · Organizational controlsConfigure purchasing
Complete tax, credit, PO, locations, roles, and approvals asynchronously.
DMCustomer systemsComparison, not hidden interaction
Who experiences it differently?The primary barrier changes with the buying system.
Customer systemSignup → orderPrimary lossBarrierResponse
All non-contract18.21%Setup · 39.40%Value arrives after administrative commitment.Ungate catalog and persistent cart.
Complex institutions19.46%Setup · 43.37%Tax, PO, locations, roles, and approvals.Templates, delegation, asynchronous setup.
Creative & print19.84%Catalog · 47.37%Specifications, samples, SKU equivalence.Guided + precision product tools.
Existing contract43.96%Catalog · 20.0%Entity and contract-price trust.Explainable account matching.
Broad groups are directional. The appendix retains all 12 supplied segment records.
DMNamed evidenceAll identities fictional
Four failure modes, four customer systemsThe same workflow creates different kinds of risk.
Shop now · INT-001Aisha Bennett
Maple & Main Hardware
“Legal entity, tax ID, and payment terms before it showed me a single price.”
Local-business profile completion loses 45.5%.
Configure · INT-008Omar Moore
Greenway Health Network
“Let me build a sample cart and estimate delivery.”
One payer, many destinations; setup blocks evaluation.
Product risk · INT-026Theo Banerjee
Northline Brand Works
“Search recognizes A4 but not the internal SKU.”
Creative buyers lose 55.3% after catalog view.
Link · INT-012Rohan Roy
Sterling Office Products
“The portal treated us like a new company.”
Existing relationship is not reliably recognized.
DMSupport topology120 selected fictional tickets
Evidence beyond interviewsSupport reveals broken state, identity, control, and recovery.
Pattern
Account
Setup
Approval
Catalog
Checkout
Repeat / after
State & recovery
Verification loops
Lost application
No timeline
Filters reset
Silent validation
CSV fails silently
Identity & price
Email conflict
Wrong entity
Wrong rate card
Currency mismatch
Tax changes
Former owner
Control risk
Overbroad roles
Threshold bypass
Unauthorized substitute
Card, no order
Missing / damage
31.67% high or urgent72.50% confused, angry, or frustrated1 positive ticketCounts are quota-balanced—not prevalence.
DMCounterevidenceWhat keeps the conclusion honest
94.39%approved → catalog
72.33%catalog → first order
60.0%contract 30-day reorder
The core appears capableValue emerges once the account is connected correctly.
“Once support linked our contract, reordering was faster than emailing the branch.”
Rina Scott · Maple & Main Hardware · INT-061 · fictional
Contradictory evidence
Contract customers convert best despite the highest mismatch rate, 24%. Established demand may buffer defects. Approval speed also does not fully explain activation: creative agencies wait 31 hours and activate at 14.6%; enterprise waits 83 hours and activates at 26.1%.
DMValidation portfolioTest mechanisms, not opinions
What should we test next?Lead with ungating; test trust and product confidence in parallel.
01 · PrimaryUngated catalog + cart
Email-only browsing, pricing, availability, delivery estimate, and persistent cart.
- Baseline
- 10.68% visitor → order
- Primary
- First order
- Guardrail
- Price leakage, tax, margin
02 · TrustExisting-account matching
Invoice/customer-number match with entity and landed-price explanation.
- Baseline
- 24% mismatch
- Primary
- Time to exact price
- Guardrail
- False matches, exposure
03 · ConfidenceGuided finder + SKU tools
Practical comparison for creatives; historical SKU equivalence for print.
- Baseline
- 44.68% creative catalog → order
- Primary
- Add-to-cart, order
- Guardrail
- Returns, bad substitutes
DMDelivery sequenceProduct + operations + instrumentation
How should we move?Sequence the work around learning and transaction safety.
NOW · 0–30 daysStabilize and instrument
- Add cart, checkout, payment, validation, and confirmation events.
- Rescue stalled high-intent accounts.
- Create one matching and exemption queue with ownership.
- Fix card-without-order, tax-change, state-loss, and permission defects.
NEXT · 31–60 daysRun the primary test
- Launch ungated browse-and-cart experiment.
- Preserve carts through signup and approval.
- Show price source and delivery estimate clearly.
- Measure first order and guardrails.
THEN · 61–90 daysPilot the paths
- Card-first for eligible buyers.
- Invoice/customer-number account matching.
- Institutional setup templates and delegation.
- Guided finder and historical SKU lookup.
DMLeadership implicationCore deck close
The decisionMove proof of value ahead of administrative work.
ApproveUngated catalog-and-cart experiment for non-contract visitors.
InstrumentThe missing cart, checkout, payment, and validation events.
PrepareCard-first, account-linking, and organizational setup paths.
The opportunity is not to replace the ordering core. It is to let more customers experience it.
DMAppendix · Segment dataQ2 2026
All supplied segmentsActivation, primary loss, approval, mismatch, and support.
SegmentSignup → orderLargest lossApprovalMismatchSupport / 100
Local small business11.1%Profile · 45.5%44 h12%23.4
Creative agency14.6%First order · 55.3%31 h8%18.8
Independent print shop26.9%First order · 39.6%26 h10%16.1
Mid-market office24.4%Setup · 35.1%58 h17%21.7
Enterprise procurement26.1%Setup · 43.9%83 h21%28.5
K–12 education13.5%Setup · 51.4%91 h9%30.2
Higher education18.0%Setup · 48.4%88 h14%27.6
Healthcare network26.0%Setup · 38.2%69 h13%24.0
Government agency12.3%Setup · 56.8%112 h11%34.1
Hospitality group19.0%Setup · 35.5%61 h15%25.8
Nonprofit12.0%Setup · 50.0%77 h7%29.7
Existing contract44.0%First order · 20.0%19 h24%12.4
DMAppendix · Secondary findingsImportant, not the primary decision
What else matters?Activation is primary; retention and transaction quality remain exposed.
Repeat ordering
51.46% reorder within 30 days. Shared lists, copy order, CSV recovery, and substitution consent are incomplete.
Delivery confidence
Stock and promised dates change after payment. Post-purchase contains 14 high or urgent tickets out of 20 selected.
Accessibility and mobile
Keyboard-inaccessible filters, repeated screen-reader prices, covered cart controls, and unreadable warehouse timelines.
Returns and substitutions
Wrong brightness, damage, lot variation, missing credit memos, and unauthorized substitutes rationalize pre-order concern.
Organizational controls
Overbroad location access and bypassed thresholds are security and internal-control risks—not mere friction.
Quick order
The strongest positive pattern: experts succeed when the SKU is known. Preserve it while adding discovery and SKU mapping.
DMAppendix · LimitsDirectional, not causal
Method and unresolved questionsThe direction is credible; the mechanism and effect size require testing.
Research base: Q2 funnel across 12 segments and 12,930 visitors; 62 interview excerpts; 120 selected tickets. All identities and records are fictional workshop material.
The funnel cannot distinguish a hard catalog gate from practical abandonment.
There are no add-to-cart, checkout-start, payment-attempt, order-value, or abandonment-reason events.
The ticket sample is quota-balanced and cannot estimate natural prevalence or resolution rate.
The denominator for contract-price mismatch is not supplied.
“First order” may mean first portal order rather than first-ever Dunder Mifflin order.
Portal abandonment may move orders to branch representatives rather than competitors.
Legal requirements must be separated from inherited internal process.
Thirty-day reorder may not match every category or segment cadence.